God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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