i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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