i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
