God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
The struggles of a small town man whore
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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