what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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