just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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