i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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