So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
worst night to have a conscience
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I wear drunk well.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
