i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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