its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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