The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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