I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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