she smelled like a LAN party
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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