I cockslap morals
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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