i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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