i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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