he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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