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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.

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• (661): View more from California

  Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?

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