That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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