there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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