Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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