Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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