Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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