This girl is more easily done than said...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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