There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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