i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
i think my cat just said my name.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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