it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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