If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I will be naked everywhere
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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