i don't plan on having that self control this summer
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
