You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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