First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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