he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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