...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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