I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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