she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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