do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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