And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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