Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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