Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The adults are the big ones right?
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