Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
