I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
