I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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