what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
wow bdsm is so cute
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