I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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