Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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