so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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