Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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