Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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