Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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