Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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