Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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