Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize