no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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