I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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