Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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